Hi Aunt Millie,
I love reading your different letters in this fine magazine. I do have one complaint though.
Your editor, Rick Connor, sent this message to me with his latest issue, “Send your check or I’ll kill you.”
Could you please tell Rick his tactics are a little harsh? I hope other subscribers were not forced to subscribe as I was.
My Dearest Stein,
I must apologize for our editor’s note to you. Sometimes he is just not funny.
How are things in upstate New York? We miss you.
By the way, my dear, if you refer to me as “Millie” again, I shall kill you!